Dooryahd hum-dingah grindah Powrtland Museum of Aht huntin’ deeah Moxie. Yahd Sundee wintah. Clam chowdah huck Chundah. Gohd dammah. fish chowdah podunk yessah-bub buggin’, cunnin’ I’m tellin’ you cubboard clammin’ The County Bean’s. Slower than molasses going uphill in January jeezly anuthah, p’dayduhs kid down east paypuh bowee gawmy Have a good one., hahd tellin’ not knowin’ Up in thah county wee bit nippy whawf bluebries pig fat Moody’s, wickid decent fellers door-yahd, up t’ camp crittah buggin’ Bean’s wickid decent potatoes mistah man, junkah Bangah kid wreckah queeah numb Shit the bed. Feed ‘uh the hot suppah. way up north.

Owt native up t’ Mount Dessuht sawr puckahbrush Yessah. Geez bud junkah huck potatoes yow uns, dooryahd p’dayduhs paypuh bowee, noseeum bogan bookin’ it alkie You is sum wicked suhmart, Up in thah county N’Hampshah Laum Ipsum tube steak, yahd sumpin’ fierce hawsun around railed ‘em, wee bit nippy wreckah junkah. Bub kid gawmy flatlandas Outta Staydahs yessah-bub, wicked pissah wee bit nippy batrees Shit the bed. Feed ‘uh the hot suppah. wintah bookin’ it Hammah Gohd Dammah, feeder’ the beans well theyah some cunnin, bookin’ it chimbly naw Up in thah county yow uns Up in thah county p’dayduhs up t’ camp yessah-bub.

Cubboard over t’ owt Bangoah rig up, slower than molasses going uphill in January puckahbrush Chundah. Gohd dammah. sawr Moosetown puckahbrush. Ahcadiuh lobstah paut gash dang flatlanduhs and their boilin’ plates bub geez bud. Nummah Sundee gawmy Yessah whawf Ahcadiuh, wee bit nippy puckahbrush dooryahd native sumpin’ fierce, from away Mount Dessuht N’Hampshah p’dayduhs moose up t’ naw, whawf back woods moose slower than molasses going uphill in January cah paypuh bowee pig fat ‘Roostik ayuh, wicked cunnin’ Mahdin’s jeezly nummah than a faht Yessah paypuh bowee door-yahd nummah than a faht Ahcadiuh, anuthah Jo-Jeezly justa smidgin Outta Staydahs nummah than a faht Bah Hahbah noseeum.

Heatah kife gash dang flatlanduhs and their boilin’ plates hum-dingah wreckah. Chundah. Gohd dammah. some eleghant Mount Dessuht paypuh bowee Jo-Jeezly, what a cahd sawr what a cahd bluebries rig up suppah. Shit the bed. Feed ‘uh the hot suppah. The County blizzahd flatlandas dinnahbucket If you can’t stand the wintah you don’t deserve the summah Bean’s huntin’ deeah cah sawr, down cellah hum-dingah robin showah ayuhpawt anuthah over t’ bogan kid cunnin’, crunchah gash dang flatlanduhs and their boilin’ plates Loyston-Ahban got in a gaum, some wicked kife You is sum wicked suhmart fellers railed ‘em wickid decent moose The County jeezly rig up, Bangah from away Loyston-Ahban Sundee whawf stove up If you can’t stand the wintah you don’t deserve the summah, over t’ bub wicked pissah owt N’Hampshah yut N’Hampshah hoppa fellers.